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FW: Difficulties of English (that's from the former PG employee  Alex Mogilevsky who works now for MS)
Date: Mon, 15 May 95 19:06:00 R

Having chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the
European Parliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of
improving efficiency in communications between Government departments.

European officials have often pointed out that English spelling is
unnecessarily difficult - for example, cough, plough, rough, through
and thorough. What is clearly needed is a phased programme of changes
to iron out these anomalies. The programme would, of course, be
administered by a committee staff at top level by participating

In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest using 's'
instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants in all sities
would resieve this news with joy. Then the hard 'c' could be replaced
by 'k' sinse both letters are pronounsed alike. Not only would this
klear up konfusion in the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters
kould be made with one less letter.

There would be growing enthusiasm when in the sekond year, it kould
be announsed that the troublesome 'ph' would henseforth be written
'f'. This would make words like 'fotograf' twenty per sent shorter in

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated shanges are
possible. Governments would enkourage the removal of double letters
which have always been a deterent to akurate speling.

We would al agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the languag
is disgrasful. Therefor we kould drop thes and kontinu to read and
writ as though nothing had hapend. By this tim it would be four years
sins the skem began and peopl would be reseptive to steps sutsh as
replasing 'th' by 'z'. Perhaps zen ze funktion of 'w' kould be taken
on by 'v', vitsh is, after al, half a 'w'. Shortly after zis, ze
unesesary 'o kould be dropd from words kontaining 'ou'. Similar
arguments vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Kontinuing zis proses yer after yer, ve vud eventuli hav a reli
sensibl riten styl. After tventi yers zer vud be no mor trubls,
difikultis and evrivun vud fin it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Ze drems of the Guvermnt vud finali hav kum tru.
4:54 pm
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Palindroms. Great Selection.

Was it a cat I saw?   (?Alice in Wonderland)
Red rum & Murder      (pub name)

Rats live on no evil star.
I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.
Go deliver a dare, vile dog.
Doc note, I dissent.  A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
Tarzan raised a Desi Arnaz rat.
Able was I, ere I saw Elba!
If I had a hi-fi
Rise to vote sir
Madam I'm Adam
A Toyota! Race fast, safe car. A Toyota
You can cage a swallow can't you but you can't swallow a cage can you?
Top step's pup's pet spot.
Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas.
Cigar? Toss it in a can, it is so tragic.
Lisa Bonet ate no basil.
Man, Oprah's sharp on A.M.
Damn!  I, Agassi, miss again!  Mad!
(... Yawn.)  Madonna Fan?  No damn way!
E. Borgnine drags Dad's gardening robe.
Neil A. sees alien!
Cain: A maniac!
Depardieu, go razz a rogue I draped.
I, Rasputin, knit up Sari.
Let O'Hara gain an inn in a niagara hotel.
T. Eliot nixes sex in toilet!
A dog! A panic in a pagoda!
A tin mug for a jar of gum, Nita.
Ah, Satan sees Natasha.
Al lets Della call Ed Stella.
amaryllis sillyrama
Animal loots foliated detail of stool lamina.
Bird rib.
Bombard a drab mob.
But sad Eva saved a stub.
Dairy myriad.
Denim axes examined.
Eros?  Sidney, my end is sore.
Evil olive.
Flee to me, remote elf.
Flesh! Saw I Mimi wash self!
Gert, I saw Ron avoid a radio-van - or was it Reg?
Gnu dung.
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Golf?  No sir, prefer prison-flog.
Lager, Sir, is regal.
Laminated E.T. animal.
Lepers repel.
Ma is a nun, as I am.
May a moody baby doom a yam?
Must sell at tallest sum.
Naomi, did I moan?
Never odd or even.
No lemons, no melon.
Nosegay ages on.
Party boobytrap.
Reflog a golfer
Senile Felines
Sex at noon taxes.
So, Ida, adios!
Solo gigolos.
Sore eye, Eros?
Stab nail at ill Italian bats.
Star comedy by Democrats.
Stella won no wallets
Step on no pets!
Too bad, I hid a boot.
Tuna nut
Yawn a more Roman way.
Yo!  Bottoms up, U.S. Motto, boy!
Thursday, June 22nd, 2017
2:01 pm
22 июня
Вы меня простите, но та картиночка, которую постят сегодня - со спящими молодыми, ребенком и летящими бомбить самолетами - это же глазуновщина, пошлость неимоверная. Не говоря уже о куче несуразиц в самой картине. Хотите выразить свое отношения к памятной и горькой дате - дайте себе труд найти что-то более соответствующее случаю. "Котики" не всегда уместны
Monday, February 20th, 2017
8:29 pm
Monday, February 6th, 2017
2:50 pm
Monday, December 12th, 2016
11:26 am
Saturday, November 12th, 2016
8:17 pm
Thursday, November 10th, 2016
3:15 pm
Sunday, August 21st, 2016
12:15 pm
Thursday, August 18th, 2016
1:55 pm
Friday, August 12th, 2016
12:04 am
Tuesday, July 12th, 2016
3:12 pm
Sunday, June 26th, 2016
6:42 pm
Friday, June 24th, 2016
11:08 am
Если бы молодость знала
Поколение селфи в шоке - "старики лишили нас будущего". "Они все помрут, а нам жить"
Где-то я это уже слышал: "спрячьте паспорт вашей бабушки"
9:49 am
Thursday, June 23rd, 2016
8:22 pm
Monday, June 20th, 2016
3:14 pm
Friday, June 17th, 2016
5:06 pm
Светлое европейское будущее
100 европейских пар - благодаря таким завоеваниям европейской демократии, как lgbt и childfree - родят в лучшем случае 60 детей
Поселившиеся в их городе 100 пар "welcome refugees", 100 процентов ислам, родят 200-300 детей

Через 20 лет:
60 : 2 = 30 европейских пар родят 15 детей
А 300 : 2 = 150 пар коренных исламских европейцев родят еще 450 детей

Еще через 20 лет: 3-4 и 1300+

О каком "противостоянии" "гуманистических ценностей" и традиционной религии нам рассказывают?
Wednesday, June 15th, 2016
8:35 pm
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